Man, everything is privilege these days. You’re privileged to get full score on SAT, Steph Curry has 3 point privilege, Taylor Swift has singer privilege. I have nice warm blanket privilege and am currently experiencing President’s Day privilege. I remember when I had just started in engineering and experiencing new grad privilege and then receiving promotion privilege every year.

I’ve been thinking about going and getting grocery privilege today but I could use delivery privilege instead.

It's not "privileged BY using bad grammar", it's "privilege TO use bad grammar". But yes, we know, the privilege boogeymen kicked your dog and made you take a CRT class.

These days kids have screen-resolution privilege because they can go to OLED and LCD class unlike the CRT classes we had to do back in the day. Persistence of vision is oppression!

In one ear and out the other, huh? Do you think deliberately misunderstanding words makes you clever? Are you sticking it to those got-dang SJWs?

Hearing privilege is a real thing!

Loved your comment, made my day. Thanks!

Why, thank you. It was my pri—<User was banned for this comment>

What else should you call something that is only socially acceptable for a certain group of people to do? I understand word fatigue, but it feels very adequately used here.

Oh no, it's very precisely used. Even if replying commenters did have downvote privilege I would have gladly used my upvote privilege on your comment. I hope you enjoy your upvote-reception privilege.

You aren't being nearly as clever here as you think you are.

And getting away with it despite that is certainly a kind of privilege.

Congratulations on learning a new word

They’re so close to getting it!

How sad I’m missing literacy privilege but fortunately looks like I’ve got downvote privilege so that will make up for it.

Though, after thinking about it, I have illiteracy privilege so there’s that too.