So I'm not sure if anyone has tried this in the over 700 comments here, so apologies if it's been double-posted, but the rationale from ChatGPT almost makes me understand where it's coming from when you ask it to create an image of what it's thinking.

Here's the image: https://imgur.com/a/kQmo0jY

Here's the chat: https://chatgpt.com/share/69935336-6438-8002-995d-f26989d59a...

Still not really sure why you would need to get the water from the carwash next door, but maybe the soap quality is better?