As a member of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am appalled, and profoundly offended, by the idea of someone even as much as suspecting Peter Thiel could be a vampire. He might be an evil bloodsucking parasite, but he lacks the sophistication mortals have come to associate with vampires over the centuries. It's shocking, really, that some people might confuse him with one.

Vampires are parasites. They're only as polite as they need to be to extract resources from potential hosts. The facade of sophistication only lasts as long as it needs to

He’s an imposter, using blood infusions from young victims of his digital entrapments.

Hisss...I mean, amen! I bet that scumbag has never eaten a bowl of Count Chocula either.

Oh, it applies to sama perfectly, except for the sophisticated bit, or empathy.

Are all vampires sociopaths or just some of them?

Most unless they dated a vampire slayer...

> Are all vampires sociopaths or just some of them?

That’s anti-vampire propaganda. Sociopaths have well above average representation among billionaires, not vampires.