Looks like AI replacement of engineering force in action.

You're absolutely right! Sorry I deleted your database.

I can help you restore from backups if you will tell me where you backed it up.

You did back it up, right? Right before you ran me with `--allow-dangerously-skip-permissions` and gave me full access to your databases and S3 buckets?

You're right! Let's just quickly promote your only read replica to the new primar---oops!

I was laughing really hard until I remembered it happened to me a few months ago and I wasn't having fun at that time.

Good news: I optimized your infrastructure costs to zero. Bad news: I did it by deleting everything. You're welcome.

> I can help you restore from backups if you will tell me where you backed it up.

"Whoops, now that one is nuked too. You have any more backups I can practice my shell commands on?"

I'm very sorry I deleted your `backups` bucket, despite being specifically instructed not to touch the `backups` bucket.

Github is moving to Microsoft Azure which is causing all of this downtime AFAIK

That's cover. They've been doing that since microsoft bought them

Yeah but that's exactly the issue - that whole time dev time will have been getting chewed up on the migration when it could have been spent elsewhere

More like Tay.ai and Zoe.ai AIs still arguing amongst themselves not being able to keep the service online for Microsoft after they replaced their human counterparts.