Who divides a pizza into 4 slices? A regular pizza is 8 slices, 6 if its actually a smaller pizza. 4 slices is mental.

Each person eats two slices though

how big are these pizzas, i almost always eat 4 [if i'm warming up a frozen one i'd have all of it tbh]

Stop eating two slices please

I don’t wanna live in a world where I only get to eat one slice of pizza

I usually solo a medium so yeah.

Fine, I'll have three

The funny thing is how these pizzas were going to 5 full-stack engineers. You would think with this many people there would be a specialist for each layer of the stack, but it's just 5 people who have to be able to do everything.

Who pre-slices a pizza - just order it and slice it yourself at the table!

I'd never share my pizza. A one pizza team, that's just me.