When life give you potatoes, make vodka… or?

Boil them, mash them, stick'em in a stew.

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Boil them, mash them, stick'em, stew them...

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Make fries and freeze them.

Vodka is generally made from grains.

Vodka can be made from anything with fermentable sugars. You’re right that grain vodka is more common but potato vodka is definitely a thing.

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Fries