My favorite thing about Mornington Crescent is that, if you're not careful, you could end up "in spoon."
This post is 2/3 of the way through naming my three favorite fictional games! The 3rd member is, of course, 43-Man Squamish, the rules of which I cannot read without laughing so hard I weep.
Reminds me of that one messed up game[0] in 17776[1] (which I highly recommend reading from the start) Specifically in that the rules for an entirely different kind of game seem to have grown out of control.
[0] https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football/you-know-what-neve...
[1] https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football/