I want AI that I can command with the least possible effort, in the simplest terms, and it flawlessly does exactly what I said.

I want AI that responds instantaneously, and in a manner perfectly suited to my particular learning style.

I want AI so elegant in its form and function that I completely take it for granted.

What I'm getting instead is something clunky, slow, and flawed. So excuse me while I remain firmly in the anti-AI crowd.