"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
I was asked in an interview to explain the difference between TCP and UDP.
I knew about enough to fill an index card: enough for an adequate interview answer, but not enough that I would relish getting follow-up questions.
While deciding what to say I started with this joke. The interviewer laughed and moved on to the next question. I got the job offer.
Or alternatively:
> I would UDP joke tell you a… but you get it might not.
[dead]
packets udp bar walk a into
In the same vein, here are some goodies:
- Jon Skeet facts: https://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/9134/jon-skeet-fact...
- Chuck Norris facts: http://www.betterprogramming.com/chuck-norris-programming-fa...
Bruce Schneier Facts: https://www.schneierfacts.com/
This was out of order.
Well played
Here is an ICMP joke,
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Thank you
If you want to hear a great ICMP joke just ping me
Failed to shout it loud enough to make an echo. It TTL'ed 3 hops away.
There was list of such jokes for 40+ protocols, past and present, but I cannot find it anymore, only small part on different blogs and forums :(
This may not be the exact one you were thinking of but very similar kind of collection: https://attrition.org/misc/ee/protolol.txt
There are two kinds of people when it comes to UDP.
I'd share my joke about HTTP here, but it makes me feel insecure.
Mix it with TLS joke
I think I prefer the punchline “I don’t expect you to get it, and it’s not a big deal if you don’t, happens to everyone”
IP UDP we all P for TCP
Put a cork in it.
Did I get it ?
Ulster says NO! :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Democratic_Party
https://youtu.be/M1sCNdfMMZA?t=19
ght get it liYou mike this though
"get not you might it but"
"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
I was asked in an interview to explain the difference between TCP and UDP.
I knew about enough to fill an index card: enough for an adequate interview answer, but not enough that I would relish getting follow-up questions.
While deciding what to say I started with this joke. The interviewer laughed and moved on to the next question. I got the job offer.
Or alternatively:
> I would UDP joke tell you a… but you get it might not.
Or alternatively:
> I would UDP joke tell you a… but you get it might not.
[dead]
packets udp bar walk a into
In the same vein, here are some goodies:
- Jon Skeet facts: https://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/9134/jon-skeet-fact...
- Chuck Norris facts: http://www.betterprogramming.com/chuck-norris-programming-fa...
Bruce Schneier Facts: https://www.schneierfacts.com/
This was out of order.
Well played
Here is an ICMP joke,
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Thank you
If you want to hear a great ICMP joke just ping me
Failed to shout it loud enough to make an echo. It TTL'ed 3 hops away.
There was list of such jokes for 40+ protocols, past and present, but I cannot find it anymore, only small part on different blogs and forums :(
This may not be the exact one you were thinking of but very similar kind of collection: https://attrition.org/misc/ee/protolol.txt
There are two kinds of people when it comes to UDP.
I'd share my joke about HTTP here, but it makes me feel insecure.
Mix it with TLS joke
I think I prefer the punchline “I don’t expect you to get it, and it’s not a big deal if you don’t, happens to everyone”
IP UDP we all P for TCP
Put a cork in it.
Did I get it ?
Ulster says NO! :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Democratic_Party
https://youtu.be/M1sCNdfMMZA?t=19
ght get it liYou mike this though
"get not you might it but"