Why go to the expense of a tanning bed when you can get skin cancer for free.

Geographically this is unpractical at some locations. Mild understatement. Do you happen to live in a year round sunny place?

This is true. As a society we often overlook the barriers to get skin cancer in many communities.

The tongue in cheek is strong in this one ^

My job requires me to work indoors during high-UV hours. But I'll look into weekend exposure, thanks!

It’s currently -10C with 50km/h wind gusts. The cloud cover suggests I’ll see some snow today. There is no sun.

I’ll lend you my balcony if you want to try for a tan. Do you think it will happen before sunset? That’s 430pm and it is currently 10:30am.