> unable to equivocate what the fuck it's problems actually are
... or doesn't care to discuss it any more. RedHat's push was succesful, linux is not a hobby OS any more, you won.
I can agree with you that linux needed something better than sysv init.
I can't agree with you that this monolithic solution that takes over more and more services is better.
Oh, you want a specific complaint?
Why the fuck does systemd lock up the entire startup process for 2 minutes if you start a desktop machine without network connectivity?
That's your distro, not systemd. systemd only does what the configuration files tell it to do.