(I wanted to put https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46204853 in the second chance pool* but it was too old, so I spawned a new copy of the submission and moved the (relevant) comments hither. I hope that's ok as a technical workaround...

* explained at https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26998308)

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Thank you. I wasn't going mad.

... because of this particular instance of false memory. Which wasn't.