You thought only one person a year died during break ins gone wrong? Vending machines kill more than that.

Legalizing vending-machine concealed carry was our first mistake.

you f around with a vending machine and it will f back... usually by falling on the poor shmuck

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This logic does not follow from or to "That's 100 times more than I thought." You can be both horrified at something and also understand that it is thing that happens.