DBUS -> Crappy COM

SystemD -> SVCHost.exe

Iproute 2 -> You like netsh.exe?

Gnome 3, 4 -> Windows 8 wannabe

Mono -> C# road building path

GConf -> Windows Registry; heck, dconf-editor and gconf-editor look really close.

Can't wait for MMC.exe and GPO editing under Gnome.