> A highly social, relatively hairless bipedal ape that was once a nomadic hunter-gatherer, but has adapted to create websites.

Definitely worthy the scroll!

Also: Banana - Although not technically living, it does make for a good size comparison.

It had to be added:

> Tyrannosaurus rex. One of the largest land predators ever, it had teeth the size of a banana

Makes a good profile description on certain websites.