This takes me back a few years when the first of my Uni friends had a baby, they spoiled him with so many toys that their lounge room was like an obstacle field where you had to be careful where to step, but despite all his toys the baby spent all his time while I was there playing with the door spring.
There's something therapeutic about door springs, that you just have to stop and play with it.
Jesus christ, who has a baby during university
* I recall when the first of my primary school friends had a baby ... some years after we all left primary school.
* I recall when Cheryl had her first baby while at University. I also recall when she had her second.
~ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl_Praeger
Maybe work on making more insightful and considered comments: https://news.ycombinator.com/threads?id=brcmthrowaway