> criminally cheap and powerful, open phone ecosystem.

It wouldn't, you need drivers for your modem, gpu, gps etc. It's encumbered with patents and "prohibited" software circumvention techniques, you're right about one thing it would be regarded as criminally offensive by our current legal system.

Speaking of android, if iOS had jailbreaking, maybe we need a bigger prisonbreaking from Google

Did you hear about Pinephone?