I'd love it if a government would decide that the hardware side of the company needs to split from the software side.

Suddenly we could buy macos to run in a VM.

Or we could buy iPhones running android.

We'd have to pay for iOS upgrades.

Which, given my feelings about iOS 26, might be a good thing. I mean, if their revenue depends on the OS actually being good rather than inevitable

But that would be like a sudden outbreak of common sense.

Or split Apple UK off. And then fine them.