To that end, we should all have a cop assigned to us. One cop per citizen, with a gun pointed at our head at all times. Imagine a scenario happens where someone does something and that cop wasn't there? Better to be safe.

Why stop at one? Imagine how much safer we’d be with TWO cops per citizen! And all those extra jobs that would be created!

And then cops for the cops!

I don't think you know how policing works in America. To cops, there are sheep, sheepdogs, and wolves; they are sheepdogs protecting us sheep from the criminals. Nobody needs to watch the sheepdogs!

But lets think about their analogy a little more: sheepdogs and wolves are both canines. Hmm.

Also "funny" how quickly they can reclassify any person as a "wolf", like this student. Hmm.

> Nobody needs to watch the sheepdogs!

A sheepdog that bites a sheep for any reason is killed.