But does SBF have any money?

His parents do. He was already a trustfund baby when he started.

His parents are retired Stanford professors. Despite their criminal involvement in FTX, that isn't exactly the type of people Trump coddles too.

Surely, they can't be worse than the Qataris?

It helps if you’re into really gaudy gold stuff I guess. Tim Cook cracked the code.

You sure? What else do you know about his parents?

Money is money