Mental how OP is showing it off so proudly.
Can't help but imagine some kid being shunted off to the side during Christmas with only this thing to talk to while their parents are much too busy drinking and listening to some esoteric tech/acc podcast.
Or maybe it's something that parents can do with their children, since that's clearly the intent. It's also the convention for "letters to Santa" since...forever.
Honestly, it doesn't take much of a good faith effort to see this.
Diamond Age: A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer