> Are there any serious technical reasons not to do it?

Forget technical reasons, how would you ever do it? It feels like the equivalent of cultural reprogramming "You must stop using your preferred interpreter and halt all your efforts contrary to the one true interpreter". Nah, not going to happen in a free and open source language. Who would have the authority and control to make such a directive?

Yes, there may be technical reasons, but the reason it doesn't happen more than any other is that programming languages are languages spoken by people, and therefore they evolve organically at no one's direction. Even in languages like Python with a strong bent for cultural sameness and a BDFL type direction, they still couldn't control it. Often times, dialects happen for technical reasons, but it's hard to get rid of them on technical grounds.