A sentence I wouldn't have expected to encounter today:

  "A failure to really dig in to the buttcrack creates a bold spot, but even worse, it de-emphasizes the B-ness."
Sites like this are fun. I don't have the actual knowledge to tell if the commentary is insightful or informative but it's usually a good time when you get to look closely at something you take for granted.

It's a very colorful way to describe the phenomenon, but it is a real problem with the "Y" part of the B.

you're not even mentioning the "can't get a finger in there!" text with the arrow that comes in above. i love it. it feels like humor is finally coming back again in the public discourse, and i'm here for it.