My driving nightmares, in order:

- I am utterly fucking shitfaced drunk and having great difficulty with reality in general

- I am completely blind, albeit sober

- I am driving from the back seat, for some reason (trying, at least)

- I am going uphill, but the hill keeps getting steeper, until finally I am completely vertical, and to my surprise, traffic is passing me

- Don't ask me how I know, but I have entered a no-oxygen zone and have to get out of there before I pass out