What idiot would ever use a ladder in a dangerous way?

It's me, I'm the idiot.

Standing on the top step? Yes. Putting a hammer on the top step and forgetting about it? Uh huh. Putting the ladder on plywood on a mattress so I could change a lightbulb without moving the bed and buying a taller ladder? You better believe it. Using a paint sprayer with a 25' latter and no spotter? Absolutely not. Wait, yes.

There are dozens of us: https://old.reddit.com/r/MenonUnstableLadders/