Reducing companies to a stock price has always seemed similar to me. Especially when they so often jump about by big percentages in a day.

There's 10,000 people and 200 facilities in 32 countries and suddenly that's all worth 10% more, no, 6% less, wait, it's holding in a reverse double-sigma split backflip indication, it'll be up when the markets open. Head explode.gif.