> the anti-privacy misfeature the AGPL requires that the software furnish its own source code to users over the network
This statement in the linked article is incorrect. It overlooks the "through some standard or customary means of facilitating copying of software" clause in section 12.
The software does not have to provide the source code _itself_. It must provide users a reference to such. A link to the Github repository on the about page, for example, would fulfill the requirement.