I've always wanted to learn Cobol. So, I of course did what I sometimes do and bought the standard. Of course, it then turned out that the standard used inaccessible diagrams instead of any kind of decently modern syntax notation like EBNF, so I could at most only get scraps from the syntax parts and nothing actually useful. I wasn't entirely sure if even learning it would be worthwhile or be something I would be able to do, but I thought eh, why not give it a go?