I'll order a pallet of 10 000-piece jigsaw puzzles

You could of course try not to be a jerk.

But then it wouldn't be the internet

Not today's internet. But there was a time when people on the internet as a rule were not jerks. Unfortunately it now serves mainly as a conduit to connect various jerk-groups into globe spanning entities. But it wasn't always so.

- <Torvalds enters the room>

'as a rule'.

This is the most unrealistic take in this comment chain so far