This sounds cool, is there a way to do this with ssh?

  Similarly to your secret Google Drive documents, your SSH3 server can be 
  hidden behind a secret link and only answer to authentication attempts that
  made an HTTP request to this specific link, like the following:

  ssh3-server -bind 192.0.2.0:443 -url-path <my-long-secret>

One thing you can do is listen on a non-standard port.

yeah, I'm not worried either way. Just wondering if anyone has a hack for that

TCP port knocking.