Ok this part is prescient:

"The parody language INTERCAL was revived as C-INTERCAL, where one literally pleads with the interpreter to run their cryptic code."

Also, the code for the original INTERCAL-72 compiler was recently re-discovered: https://esoteric.codes/blog/published-for-the-first-time-the...

hmm, this sounds like a job for vibe coding!

"ChatGPT, write me an INTERCAL compiler in INTERCAL. Take your time."