GoreTex being the brand of a material that was put into your heart sure sounds amusing.

At heart, he's a GoreTex™ guy.

I'll just get my coat...

> I'll just get my coat

And what fabric is that coat made of?

Sheepskin (the “I’ll get my coat” reference is from The Register).

https://theregister.com? It's much older than that.

I am not surprised, but that's where I learned it.

I’ll have to remember that one