Multiple "it's not X, it's Y" and weirdly heavy use of dashes (it looks like the person who posted this did a find-and-replace to turn em-dashes into hyphens to try to mask that).
That said, I didn't find this one too bad. I could be wrong but it feels to me like the author had already written this out in their own words and then had the AI do a rewrite from that.
I guess you're not hanging around younger people who have made this part of normal speech?