At this point HN should have a list of tropes that are just banned topics.

These should include:

- Bring back the old web but only the good parts that my nostalgia filter remembers

- Software used to be fast and now it's not, look how long it takes for my magic pocket computer to transcode 4K videos and perform facial and object recognition on it

- Large download sizes have ruined everything, it takes my phone 1 minute to download a 500MB app over my 5G connection

- macOS is buggy and too much like iOS now, just like last year's release

- RSS feeds are the best

- iTunes/Apple Music is a bloated and horrible app, and I have been complaining about this for 20 years and I still use it/never used it in the first place

- React is bad because everyone is using it

- Electron bad

Did I miss any?