Self-care is being Karen since when?

It's not. I was trying to evoke a world where it's become so common place that you're a nuisance if you're one of those people who questions it.

Need to work on the comedic delivery in written form because you just came off as leaning on a stereotype

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"Cancer? Me? I'd like to speak to your manager!"

In reality it's always a good decision to seek a second independent assessment in case of diagnosis of severe illness.

People makes mistakes all the time, you don't want to be the one affected by their mistake.