> Because humans evolved on Earth and not on Venus.

> If we evolved on Venus then it would be our Eden

That's about the connotations of the words "Hell" and "Eden", not about the facts being discussed.

And why did humans evolve on Earth but not Venus? In fact no life evolved on Venus that we know of.

I blame Jurassic Park for popularizing the adage "life finds a way". It's good so far as it goes as a celebration of the miraculous creativity of life. But taken to the extreme it means failing to respect pretty powerful physical limits that are devastating to any form of organic chemistry.