Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle.
— Bryan Cantrill
Ya, the only comparably worse choices would have been IBM or Salesforce. Also known as the toxic techs.
> They found one of the few organizations
Or, the Org found them! It helps to kiss the ring.
Compared to Larry Ellison, Kim Jong-un strikes me as a supreme humanist, a beacon of goodness and generosity.
Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle. — Bryan Cantrill
Probably a better neighbor too.
Indeed. And since you are so nice to Kim he can get a job as remote IT worker.
Oh my. Forgot that nowadays people need to be explicitly warned about sarcasm or irony as they tend to interpret everything literally
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_remote_worker_sch...
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I don't think the average braindead tiktok user who watches choreographies all day long knows / cares / can even spell Oracle.
I know what you will tell me: "but these people vote"... Hum, yes.