Regardless of who is in control, Tiktok is basically an app designed by some of the smartest minds in the world to get you addicted.

But… but… TokTok put full-page ads in all the big newspapers telling us that thanks to them, a yoga mom in Montana can now take her free-range artisanal oat milk candle-making side-hustle and turn it into a full-time job, paying just a little over minimum wage!

Isn't that worth destroying the minds of millions of American children?