I solved this with a corn tab that runs a script that checks my ip and updates my cloudflare dns if it changes. https://github.com/pastorhudson/cloudflare_dns_updater

> with a corn tab that

A corn tab you say? I'm all ears!

I wonder if that tastes good.

I assume they meant crontab (TIL that means "cron table", never wondered before)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cron