I’m pretty sure 17 days is far too short for most serious uses.

Who cares. If 50% of the usage is short term stuff like takeout, grocery bags, etc then this wipes out that waste.

If even 5% of the time it fails, no one will buy it for those purposes.

I would've said that about ChatGPT, but...

I know that's not true because takeout containers certainly leak more than 5% of the time.

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