They have vending machines with hot pizza! I’d be in big trouble there.

We have them in Europe too. Creates a pizza from scratch (well, ok, the dough is preprepared) in about 5 minutes. Never tried it, though, but folks tell me it's ok.

We have them in the US too. Weirdly the one I used when I was in school was an A&W branded machine, which I only ever associated with root beer.