Why not connect it to drop shipping and actually make the things?

I wish I could scale it, but I'm not sure I can manufacture enough Shit Mayonnaise to meet demand

Can you generate .stl files for printing?

Haha but maybe shirts with Shit Mayonnaise on it or 3d printed sculptures

Because the difference between a prototype and production is 99%

Haha fair, but limit it to clothing prints and 3d printing

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