> Nowhere delivers consistently attentive service quite like the US.

This paragraph reads like it was written by someone who’s never been to planet earth but has diligently read documentation on how it works.

FWIW, it matches my experience in the three countries I've lived in and the dozen others I've traveled to.

Or it just matches your own cultural preference.

I personally _hate_ American service with passion.

I prefer to be left alone most of the time in restaurants or not being talked to like the best friend I haven’t seen from the high school.

I also have an expectation that the waiter is not in a desperate position to rely on a tip for their living and is fairly compensated by their base salary.

No, it matches my experience.

My preference isn't necessarily for American-style service, that's just an assumption you'd be making with zero information.