Ideally: nothing.

Places like that exist. You should try living there, see how you like the quality of life.

I hear Somalia is a wonderful place to live if you've got a lot of money and your own army to defend it.

I can't because people wont leave me alone.

What do you mean? Who is stopping you from moving to Dubai?

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I'm a libertarian but I know it is impossible for a society to exist without even just a few taxes.