There should also be a general category for "cloud horrors" for things that cost $50k/month to host that would be $1500/month on a bare metal provider like Datapacket or Hetzner.
I'm old enough to remember when cloud was pitched as a big cost saving move. I knew it was bullshit then. Told you so.
even $1500/mo on hetzner is a seriously large app. You could get 300 cpus and 1.5TB of RAM for that price.