Well, time to pick up Tylenol shares on the dip.

Maybe? Looks like it hasn't performed well over 5 years. I'd still rather hold something that I wanna hold for a long time.

Johnson & Johnson split off their consumer pharmaceuticals into a new company (Kenvue) in 2023, so there isn't 5 years of stock price data.

I considered that when the news hit but didn't. Even if there's nothing to the report and it's forgotten in a week, that sound you heard Friday was tens of thousands of trail lawyers jizzing in their pants. $1.8 billion powerball ain't got nothing on the payday they're looking at.