In a similar vein I can barely find an OS that refuses to connect to the internet

Wouldn't the more correct analogy be a text editor without "Klippy?"

too many of them these days: https://kakoune.org/

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

I hate that most browsers are willing to render React SPAs.

lynx, elinks, and w3m don't

It was sarcasm :)

Really?