Do you have a better name than Lab-grown salmon, that describes what this product is to the average consumer?
you mean artificially colored canola soy extrusions, with an unspecified (i.e. very small) quantity of chemically replicated salmon cells? how about counterfeit biohazard salmon?
Do you buy breakfast "cereals" or do you buy blended, colorized reformed wheat and other grains paste, fortified with vitamins and minerals?
Who cares about their health and still eats cereal in 2025?
neither, for the same reasons
you mean artificially colored canola soy extrusions, with an unspecified (i.e. very small) quantity of chemically replicated salmon cells? how about counterfeit biohazard salmon?
Do you buy breakfast "cereals" or do you buy blended, colorized reformed wheat and other grains paste, fortified with vitamins and minerals?
Who cares about their health and still eats cereal in 2025?
neither, for the same reasons