“ Underjord is an artisanal consultancy …”
“ Underjord is an artisanal consultancy …”
Single origin, farm-to-bytecode processes with our signature rustic garbage collection and heirloom fault tolerance...
> heirloom fault tolerance...
In other words, nepobaby fault tolerance
The advice in every consultation is either mouth-spoken or finger-written by a 100% organic (but not currently certified) entity.
All process messages written in beautiful calligraphy.
All constants are haiku.
Hand computed in the finest morning rays by monks in the Dolomites.