> I mean, this is kinda what you expect from software written in Go, right

Unlike real software, written by real men, in Assembly, on paper, bare chested during a full moon, right?

> The point of go is to make is it so that below average programmers can write roughly average code

You either have no clue about Go, or are mistaking it with something else.

Go was created at Google to have a performant language with static types that was easy to read (because code is read much more often than it is written, while improving it, fixing it, reviewing it, etc). Lots of extremely solid, good, widely used software is written in it, and for good reasons.

Comparing Go with JavaScript also doesn't leave us with the impression you've even heard of Go before this comment.